Insulting Fitness Calculator

Insulting Fitness Calculator
Let the roasting begin!
Welcome to the Insulting Fitness Calculator—Where Brutal Honesty Gets a Dose of Humor!
Think you’re ready to face the truth about your fitness level? Answer a few quick questions, and we’ll hit you with a hilariously savage insult that perfectly sums up your workout (or lack thereof) habits. Are you a “Wannabe Warrior”? A “Gym Overlord”? Or perhaps the reigning “Couch Potato Supreme”?
Don’t worry—it’s all in good fun! Our playful jabs are here to entertain and maybe even give you that extra push toward your fitness goals. So, take the plunge, brace yourself, and get ready to laugh, cringe, or feel just a little bit exposed!